Any Gooning Sunday
Nobody touched Hátún Hustlers
6 matchups · 12 teams · 1,357.02 total points
High score
147.48
Hátún Hustlers
Low score
92.12
Backdoor Blitzers
Average
113.09
all 12 teams
Median
109.34
middle of the pack
Scoreboard
Would have beaten all 11 other teams.
147.48
+31.08 vs proj
Would have beaten everyone except Hátún Hustlers.
135.58
+16.83 vs proj
Would have beaten 9 of 11 possible opponents.
130.40
+14.37 vs proj
Would have beaten 7 of 11 possible opponents.
112.90
−7.22 vs proj
Would have beaten 8 of 11 possible opponents.
121.06
+5.28 vs proj
Would have beaten 3 of 11 possible opponents.
99.82
−14.87 vs proj
Would have beaten 6 of 11 possible opponents.
109.94
−0.89 vs proj
Would have beaten 2 of 11 possible opponents.
96.78
−7.52 vs proj
Would have beaten 5 of 11 possible opponents.
108.74
−11.36 vs proj
Would have lost to everyone except Backdoor Blitzers.
94.36
−22.47 vs proj
Would have beaten 4 of 11 possible opponents.
107.84
−15.84 vs proj
Would have lost to all 11 other teams.
92.12
−11.23 vs proj
Superlatives
B&B 2 beard 2 bald put 21.24 between themselves and Humble Champ
121.06 to 99.82. Somebody go check on Humble Champ.
Largest winning margin of the week.
Hátún Hustlers survived The Rivertown Panthers by 11.90
147.48 to 135.58. One dropped pass in either direction.
Smallest winning margin of the week.
Hátún Hustlers led the league with 147.48
Clear of the next-best score by 11.90.
Highest single-team score of the week.
Backdoor Blitzers propped up the league with 92.12
Everyone gets one of these at some point. Probably.
Lowest single-team score of the week.
Hátún Hustlers beat their projection by 31.08
Projected 116.40, scored 147.48.
Largest actual minus projected team score.
Penix Envy came up 22.47 short of projection
Projected 116.83, scored 94.36.
Largest negative actual minus projected team score.
The Rivertown Panthers scored 135.58 and still lost
That would have beaten 10 of the other 11 teams — but Hátún Hustlers put up 147.48.
Losing team with the most all-play wins, requiring at least 8 of 11.
Hátún Hustlers and The Rivertown Panthers combined for 283.06
Highest-scoring matchup of the week. No defence was played here.
Highest combined score in a single matchup.
Red River Rangers and Backdoor Blitzers managed 199.96 between them
Lowest-scoring matchup of the week. A defensive masterclass, surely.
Lowest combined score in a single matchup.
Jahmyr Gibbs was 35% of everything Red River Rangers scored
37.90 of 107.84. The other 9 starters split the rest.
Largest share of a team’s total score contributed by one started player, where that share is at least 30%.
Hátún Hustlers left 20.70 on the bench
Their best legal lineup was worth 168.18; they started 147.48.
Largest gap between the best legal starting lineup and the lineup actually started.
Kópavogur Milfhunters started their optimal lineup
108.74 points with nothing left on the bench. 100% manager efficiency.
Started lineup exactly matched the best legal lineup available.
Jahmyr Gibbs — 37.90
Best score from any player actually started this week. Red River Rangers had him in the lineup.
Highest-scoring player in any starting lineup.
Harold Fannin Jr. — 20.60, from the bench
Hátún Hustlers watched all of that happen without him in the lineup.
Highest-scoring player left on a bench. IR slots excluded.
Brock Purdy — 31.28, and not one of you spent a pick on him
Hátún Hustlers has been feeding off the scrapheap while the draft board went elsewhere.
Highest-scoring player on any roster this week who was not taken in the draft. Bench points count. IR slots excluded. Needs draft data joined to weekly rosters.
Packers started and scored -2.00
Kópavogur Milfhunters gave that slot away for nothing. 3 starters league-wide managed it this week.
Started player scoring zero or less, picked by the highest projection among them when projections exist.
Bijan Robinson decided a 11.90-point win
34.30 for Hátún Hustlers in a game decided by 11.90 — take him out and the result flips.
No player projections available, so: started player on a winning team whose points exceeded the final margin in a game decided by 15 or fewer, ranked by points ÷ margin.
The perfect lineup
The best legal lineup anyone could have fielded from the players owned in this league in week 3, wherever they were sitting. Every one of them was actually started. It would have beaten Hátún Hustlers, the week's top scorer, by 106.76.
| Slot | Player | Pts | Owned by |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock PurdyQB | 31.28 | Hátún HustlersHátún Hustlers |
| RB | Bijan RobinsonRB | 34.30 | Hátún HustlersHátún Hustlers |
| RB | Jahmyr GibbsRB | 37.90 | Red River RangersRed River Rangers |
| WR | Garrett WilsonWR | 21.70 | Reykjavik RawdoggersReykjavik Rawdoggers |
| WR | Drake LondonWR | 23.90 | The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers |
| WR | Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR | 30.36 | Humble ChampHumble Champ |
| TE | Brock BowersTE | 22.60 | Mix´n OlavesMix´n Olaves |
| W/R/T | George KittleTE | 23.20 | Hátún HustlersHátún Hustlers |
| K | Chase McLaughlinK | 12.00 | The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers |
| DEF | VikingsDEF | 17.00 | B&B 2 beard 2 baldB&B 2 beard 2 bald |
| Total | 254.24 | ||
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Who it was built from
Built by the same optimizer the per-team lineup uses, run over every player rostered in the league this week. Players in an IR slot are excluded because they could not legally have been started. Free agents are not included — the site only knows about owned players.
Nobody picked them
The best legal lineup available in week 3 from players not one of the 12 of you spent a draft pick on. Brock Purdy led it with 31.28. Every slot filled — the wire had a complete team on it.
| Slot | Player | Pts | Owned by |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock PurdyQBstar | 31.28 | Hátún HustlersHátún Hustlers |
| RB | Alvin KamaraRBbenched | 4.60 | Red River RangersRed River Rangers |
| RB | Brian RobinsonRBbenched | 11.00 | B&B 2 beard 2 baldB&B 2 beard 2 bald |
| WR | Rashod BatemanWRbenched | 4.70 | Hátún HustlersHátún Hustlers |
| WR | Devaughn VeleWR | 5.40 | Better Call PearsallBetter Call Pearsall |
| WR | Malik WashingtonWRbenched | 8.60 | Hátún HustlersHátún Hustlers |
| TE | Dalton SchultzTE | 4.50 | The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers |
| W/R/T | Kalif RaymondWRbenched | 18.00 | Backdoor BlitzersBackdoor Blitzers |
| K | Chase McLaughlinK | 12.00 | The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers |
| DEF | ChiefsDEF | 8.00 | Better Call PearsallBetter Call Pearsall |
| Total · 10 of 10 slots filled | 108.08 | ||
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Who is sitting on them
The best legal lineup built only from the players nobody spent a pick on. Bench points count — this measures what the player produced, not what his owner remembered to start. IR slots are excluded because they could not legally have been started. Free agents are not included: the site only knows about players somebody rostered.
The newspaper
Hátún Hustlers poured in 147.48 points, the highest total of the round, enough to see off The Rivertown Panthers by 11.90.
The most one-sided game of the round belonged to B&B 2 beard 2 bald, who beat Humble Champ 121.06 to 99.82 — a 21.24-point gap.
Spare a thought for The Rivertown Panthers. Their 135.58 points would have beaten 10 of the other 11 teams, but they ran into a 147.48-point round from Hátún Hustlers.
The round's tightest game went to Hátún Hustlers, who edged The Rivertown Panthers by 11.90. 147.48 to 135.58.
Jahmyr Gibbs was the best player anyone started, with 37.90 points for Red River Rangers.
Hátún Hustlers left 20.70 on the bench. Their best legal lineup was worth 168.18; they started 147.48.
And finally, Backdoor Blitzers finished bottom of the scoring table with 92.12. We will say no more about it.
Written from calculated results only — every number above comes from the stats engine, not from a language model.
All-play
| Team | Hát | The | Mix | B&B | Rey | Bet | Kóp | Red | Hum | Búð | Pen | Bac | All-play |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hátún Hustlers147.48 | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 11-0 |
| The Rivertown Panthers135.58 | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 10-1 |
| Mix´n Olaves130.40 | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 9-2 |
| B&B 2 beard 2 bald121.06 | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 8-3 |
| Reykjavik Rawdoggers112.90 | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 7-4 |
| Better Call Pearsall109.94 | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | 6-5 |
| Kópavogur Milfhunters108.74 | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | 5-6 |
| Red River Rangers107.84 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | 4-7 |
| Humble Champ99.82 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | 3-8 |
| Búðardalur Brawlers96.78 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | 2-9 |
| Penix Envy94.36 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | 1-10 |
| Backdoor Blitzers92.12 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | 0-11 |
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The numbers
| # | Team | Score | vs proj | Result | All-play | xWin% | Bench |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hátún Hustlers | 147.48 | +31.08 | W 11.90 | 11-0 | 100% | 20.70 |
| 2 | The Rivertown Panthers | 135.58 | +16.83 | L 11.90 | 10-1 | 91% | 1.40 |
| 3 | Mix´n Olaves | 130.40 | +14.37 | W 17.50 | 9-2 | 82% | 6.00 |
| 4 | B&B 2 beard 2 bald | 121.06 | +5.28 | W 21.24 | 8-3 | 73% | 4.60 |
| 5 | Reykjavik Rawdoggers | 112.90 | −7.22 | L 17.50 | 7-4 | 64% | 2.20 |
| 6 | Better Call Pearsall | 109.94 | −0.89 | W 13.16 | 6-5 | 55% | 10.00 |
| 7 | Kópavogur Milfhunters | 108.74 | −11.36 | W 14.38 | 5-6 | 45% | 0.00 |
| 8 | Red River Rangers | 107.84 | −15.84 | W 15.72 | 4-7 | 36% | 14.00 |
| 9 | Humble Champ | 99.82 | −14.87 | L 21.24 | 3-8 | 27% | 0.00 |
| 10 | Búðardalur Brawlers | 96.78 | −7.52 | L 13.16 | 2-9 | 18% | 4.20 |
| 11 | Penix Envy | 94.36 | −22.47 | L 14.38 | 1-10 | 9% | 2.20 |
| 12 | Backdoor Blitzers | 92.12 | −11.23 | L 15.72 | 0-11 | 0% | 20.00 |
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