Week 1 · 2026 season
6 matchups · 12 teams · 1,427.24 total points · 118.94 average
The newspaper
Better Call Pearsall hung 185.06 points, the highest total of the round, and turned it into a 82.90-point demolition of Humble Champ.
At the other end of the luck table, B&B 2 beard 2 bald escaped with a win on just 97.12 — a score that would have lost to 9 of the other 11 teams. Hátún Hustlers drew the short straw.
The round's tightest game went to B&B 2 beard 2 bald, who edged Hátún Hustlers by 7.68. 97.12 to 89.44.
Weekly awards
Better Call Pearsall outscored Kópavogur Milfhunters and Mix´n Olaves combined
185.06 against their 167.30 — 17.76 to spare.
Highest number of the week's other matchups whose combined score a single team beat on its own.
Better Call Pearsall put 82.90 between themselves and Humble Champ
185.06 to 102.16. Somebody go check on Humble Champ.
Largest winning margin of the week.
B&B 2 beard 2 bald won with just 97.12
That score would have lost to 9 of the other 11 teams. Hátún Hustlers was not one of them.
Winning team with the fewest all-play wins, requiring at most 3 of 11.
Mix´n Olaves's bench outscored their starters by 10.90
Bench 71.30, starters 60.40. Every reserve in, every starter out, and the week improves.
Largest amount by which a team’s benched players outscored its entire starting lineup. IR slots excluded.
B&B 2 beard 2 bald survived Hátún Hustlers by 7.68
97.12 to 89.44. One dropped pass in either direction.
Smallest winning margin of the week.
Josh Allen was 35% of everything Humble Champ scored
35.66 of 102.16. The other 9 starters split the rest.
Largest share of a team’s total score contributed by one started player, where that share is at least 30%.
Week 1
Would have beaten everyone except Better Call Pearsall.
164.66
+50.93 vs proj
Would have beaten 7 of 11 possible opponents.
131.06
+12.56 vs proj
Would have beaten all 11 other teams.
185.06
+68.40 vs proj
Would have beaten 4 of 11 possible opponents.
102.16
−12.71 vs proj
Would have beaten 9 of 11 possible opponents.
144.00
+27.92 vs proj
Would have beaten 6 of 11 possible opponents.
108.86
−6.95 vs proj
Would have beaten 8 of 11 possible opponents.
137.32
+14.21 vs proj
Would have beaten 3 of 11 possible opponents.
100.26
−14.97 vs proj
Would have beaten 2 of 11 possible opponents.
97.12
−11.87 vs proj
Would have lost to everyone except Mix´n Olaves.
89.44
−24.18 vs proj
Would have beaten 5 of 11 possible opponents.
106.90
−10.80 vs proj
Would have lost to all 11 other teams.
60.40
−38.12 vs proj
Season
Weeks played
1
of — regular season
League average
118.94
week 1