Would have beaten all 11 other teams.
139.32
+23.43 vs proj
Would have beaten everyone except Humble Champ.
137.98
+29.06 vs proj
Margin 1.34 · combined 277.30Photo FinishTop ScoreOverachieverWrong Place, Wrong TimeShootoutWeekly MVPIce In The Veins
Any Gooning Sunday
Week 2
Nobody touched Humble Champ
6 matchups · 12 teams · 1,342.24 total points
High score
139.32
Humble Champ
Low score
81.80
Better Call Pearsall
Average
111.85
all 12 teams
Median
110.07
middle of the pack
Scoreboard
Matchups
Would have beaten 9 of 11 possible opponents.
130.38
+14.69 vs proj
Would have beaten 7 of 11 possible opponents.
111.64
−12.26 vs proj
Margin 18.74 · combined 242.02Bench PainPerfect ManagerBench MVP
Would have beaten 6 of 11 possible opponents.
111.28
−11.82 vs proj
Would have beaten 3 of 11 possible opponents.
107.22
−3.91 vs proj
Margin 4.06 · combined 218.50Nobody Drafted Him
Would have beaten 5 of 11 possible opponents.
108.86
−12.93 vs proj
Would have beaten 2 of 11 possible opponents.
98.58
−14.46 vs proj
Margin 10.28 · combined 207.44
Would have beaten 4 of 11 possible opponents.
107.82
−6.63 vs proj
Would have lost to everyone except Better Call Pearsall.
93.96
−20.47 vs proj
Margin 13.86 · combined 201.78
Would have beaten 8 of 11 possible opponents.
113.40
+4.24 vs proj
Would have lost to all 11 other teams.
81.80
−21.92 vs proj
Margin 31.60 · combined 195.20Biggest BeatdownBasement DwellerFalse AdvertisingSnoozefestGoose Egg
Superlatives
Week awards
Biggest Beatdown
B&B 2 beard 2 baldB&B 2 beard 2 bald put 31.60 between themselves and Better Call Pearsall
113.40 to 81.80. Somebody go check on Better Call Pearsall.
How this was picked
Largest winning margin of the week.
Photo Finish
Humble ChampHumble Champ survived Mix´n Olaves by 1.34
139.32 to 137.98. One dropped pass in either direction.
How this was picked
Smallest winning margin of the week.
Top Score
Humble ChampHumble Champ led the league with 139.32
Clear of the next-best score by 1.34.
How this was picked
Highest single-team score of the week.
Basement Dweller
Better Call PearsallBetter Call Pearsall propped up the league with 81.80
Everyone gets one of these at some point. Probably.
How this was picked
Lowest single-team score of the week.
Overachiever
Mix´n OlavesMix´n Olaves beat their projection by 29.06
Projected 108.92, scored 137.98.
How this was picked
Largest actual minus projected team score.
False Advertising
Better Call PearsallBetter Call Pearsall came up 21.92 short of projection
Projected 103.72, scored 81.80.
How this was picked
Largest negative actual minus projected team score.
Wrong Place, Wrong Time
Mix´n OlavesMix´n Olaves scored 137.98 and still lost
That would have beaten 10 of the other 11 teams — but Humble Champ put up 139.32.
How this was picked
Losing team with the most all-play wins, requiring at least 8 of 11.
Shootout
Humble ChampHumble Champ and Mix´n Olaves combined for 277.30
Highest-scoring matchup of the week. No defence was played here.
How this was picked
Highest combined score in a single matchup.
Snoozefest
B&B 2 beard 2 baldB&B 2 beard 2 bald and Better Call Pearsall managed 195.20 between them
Lowest-scoring matchup of the week. A defensive masterclass, surely.
How this was picked
Lowest combined score in a single matchup.
Bench Pain
Red River RangersRed River Rangers left 27.24 on the bench
Their best legal lineup was worth 138.88; they started 111.64.
How this was picked
Largest gap between the best legal starting lineup and the lineup actually started.
Perfect Manager
The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers started their optimal lineup
130.38 points with nothing left on the bench. 100% manager efficiency.
How this was picked
Started lineup exactly matched the best legal lineup available.
Weekly MVP
Humble ChampJosh Allen — 40.82
Best score from any player actually started this week. Humble Champ had him in the lineup.
How this was picked
Highest-scoring player in any starting lineup.
Bench MVP
Red River RangersPatrick Mahomes — 28.98, from the bench
Red River Rangers watched all of that happen without him in the lineup.
How this was picked
Highest-scoring player left on a bench. IR slots excluded.
Nobody Drafted Him
Hátún HustlersBrock Purdy — 28.48, and not one of you spent a pick on him
Hátún Hustlers has been feeding off the scrapheap while the draft board went elsewhere.
How this was picked
Highest-scoring player on any roster this week who was not taken in the draft. Bench points count. IR slots excluded. Needs draft data joined to weekly rosters.
Goose Egg
B&B 2 beard 2 baldMarvin Harrison Jr. started and scored 0.00
B&B 2 beard 2 bald gave that slot away for nothing. 2 starters league-wide managed it this week.
How this was picked
Started player scoring zero or less, picked by the highest projection among them when projections exist.
Ice In The Veins
Humble ChampJosh Allen decided a 1.34-point win
40.82 for Humble Champ in a game decided by 1.34 — take him out and the result flips.
How this was picked
No player projections available, so: started player on a winning team whose points exceeded the final margin in a game decided by 15 or fewer, ranked by points ÷ margin.
The perfect lineup
Team of the week
The best legal lineup anyone could have fielded from the players owned in this league in week 2, wherever they were sitting. Every one of them was actually started. It would have beaten Humble Champ, the week's top scorer, by 142.60.
| Slot | Player | Pts | Owned by |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh AllenQB | 40.82 | Humble ChampHumble Champ |
| RB | Kenneth Walker IIIRB | 20.80 | Penix EnvyPenix Envy |
| RB | Jonathan TaylorRB | 27.20 | Backdoor BlitzersBackdoor Blitzers |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. BrownWR | 30.70 | Penix EnvyPenix Envy |
| WR | CeeDee LambWR | 31.30 | B&B 2 beard 2 baldB&B 2 beard 2 bald |
| WR | Davante AdamsWR | 35.50 | Mix´n OlavesMix´n Olaves |
| TE | Travis KelceTE | 20.60 | Reykjavik RawdoggersReykjavik Rawdoggers |
| W/R/T | Jaxon Smith-NjigbaWR | 38.00 | Humble ChampHumble Champ |
| K | Chase McLaughlinK | 16.00 | The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers |
| DEF | PatriotsDEF | 21.00 | Búðardalur BrawlersBúðardalur Brawlers |
| Total | 281.92 | ||
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Who it was built from
- Humble Champ2 players78.82
- Penix Envy2 players51.50
- Mix´n Olaves1 player35.50
- B&B 2 beard 2 bald1 player31.30
- Backdoor Blitzers1 player27.20
- Búðardalur Brawlers1 player21.00
- Reykjavik Rawdoggers1 player20.60
- The Rivertown Panthers1 player16.00
Built by the same optimizer the per-team lineup uses, run over every player rostered in the league this week. Players in an IR slot are excluded because they could not legally have been started. Free agents are not included — the site only knows about owned players.
Nobody picked them
The Undrafted XI
The best legal lineup available in week 2 from players not one of the 12 of you spent a draft pick on. Brock Purdy led it with 28.48. Every slot filled — the wire had a complete team on it.
| Slot | Player | Pts | Owned by |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Brock PurdyQBstar | 28.48 | Hátún HustlersHátún Hustlers |
| RB | Devin SingletaryRBbenched | 0.90 | Backdoor BlitzersBackdoor Blitzers |
| RB | Brian RobinsonRBbenched | 7.70 | B&B 2 beard 2 baldB&B 2 beard 2 bald |
| WR | Kayshon BoutteWRbenched | 5.20 | Kópavogur MilfhuntersKópavogur Milfhunters |
| WR | Kalif RaymondWRbenched | 6.50 | Backdoor BlitzersBackdoor Blitzers |
| WR | Devaughn VeleWR | 8.90 | Better Call PearsallBetter Call Pearsall |
| TE | T.J. HockensonTE | 4.40 | Mix´n OlavesMix´n Olaves |
| W/R/T | Dontayvion WicksWRbenched | 9.90 | Reykjavik RawdoggersReykjavik Rawdoggers |
| K | Chase McLaughlinK | 16.00 | The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers |
| DEF | BengalsDEF | 11.00 | The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers |
| Total · 10 of 10 slots filled | 98.98 | ||
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Who is sitting on them
- The Rivertown Panthers2 players27.00
- Backdoor Blitzers2 players7.40
- Hátún Hustlers1 player28.48
- Reykjavik Rawdoggers1 player9.90
- Better Call Pearsall1 player8.90
- B&B 2 beard 2 bald1 player7.70
- Kópavogur Milfhunters1 player5.20
- Mix´n Olaves1 player4.40
The best legal lineup built only from the players nobody spent a pick on. Bench points count — this measures what the player produced, not what his owner remembered to start. IR slots are excluded because they could not legally have been started. Free agents are not included: the site only knows about players somebody rostered.
The newspaper
Week 2 in words
Humble Champ exploded for 139.32 points, the highest total of the round, enough to see off Mix´n Olaves by 1.34.
The most one-sided game of the round belonged to B&B 2 beard 2 bald, who beat Better Call Pearsall 113.40 to 81.80 — a 31.60-point gap.
Spare a thought for Mix´n Olaves. Their 137.98 points would have beaten 10 of the other 11 teams, but they ran into a 139.32-point round from Humble Champ.
The round's tightest game went to Humble Champ, who edged Mix´n Olaves by 1.34. 139.32 to 137.98.
Josh Allen was the best player anyone started, with 40.82 points for Humble Champ.
Red River Rangers left 27.24 on the bench. Their best legal lineup was worth 138.88; they started 111.64.
And finally, Better Call Pearsall finished bottom of the scoring table with 81.80. We will say no more about it.
Written from calculated results only — every number above comes from the stats engine, not from a language model.
All-play
If everyone played everyone
Would have wonWould have lostTieActual matchup
| Team | Hum | Mix | The | B&B | Red | Hát | Kóp | Pen | Búð | Rey | Bac | Bet | All-play |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Humble Champ139.32 | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 11-0 |
| Mix´n Olaves137.98 | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 10-1 |
| The Rivertown Panthers130.38 | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 9-2 |
| B&B 2 beard 2 bald113.40 | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 8-3 |
| Red River Rangers111.64 | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 7-4 |
| Hátún Hustlers111.28 | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | 6-5 |
| Kópavogur Milfhunters108.86 | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | 5-6 |
| Penix Envy107.82 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | 4-7 |
| Búðardalur Brawlers107.22 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | 3-8 |
| Reykjavik Rawdoggers98.58 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | 2-9 |
| Backdoor Blitzers93.96 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | 1-10 |
| Better Call Pearsall81.80 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | 0-11 |
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The numbers
Week scoreboard
| # | Team | Score | vs proj | Result | All-play | xWin% | Bench |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Humble Champ | 139.32 | +23.43 | W 1.34 | 11-0 | 100% | 25.40 |
| 2 | Mix´n Olaves | 137.98 | +29.06 | L 1.34 | 10-1 | 91% | 1.50 |
| 3 | The Rivertown Panthers | 130.38 | +14.69 | W 18.74 | 9-2 | 82% | 0.00 |
| 4 | B&B 2 beard 2 bald | 113.40 | +4.24 | W 31.60 | 8-3 | 73% | 7.70 |
| 5 | Red River Rangers | 111.64 | −12.26 | L 18.74 | 7-4 | 64% | 27.24 |
| 6 | Hátún Hustlers | 111.28 | −11.82 | W 4.06 | 6-5 | 55% | 4.70 |
| 7 | Kópavogur Milfhunters | 108.86 | −12.93 | W 10.28 | 5-6 | 45% | 11.20 |
| 8 | Penix Envy | 107.82 | −6.63 | W 13.86 | 4-7 | 36% | 2.20 |
| 9 | Búðardalur Brawlers | 107.22 | −3.91 | L 4.06 | 3-8 | 27% | 10.70 |
| 10 | Reykjavik Rawdoggers | 98.58 | −14.46 | L 10.28 | 2-9 | 18% | 7.40 |
| 11 | Backdoor Blitzers | 93.96 | −20.47 | L 13.86 | 1-10 | 9% | 19.60 |
| 12 | Better Call Pearsall | 81.80 | −21.92 | L 31.60 | 0-11 | 0% | 1.50 |
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Players
Top 10 performances
1QBJosh AllenHumble Champ40.82
2WRJaxon Smith-NjigbaHumble Champ38.00
3WRDavante AdamsMix´n Olaves35.50
4WRCeeDee LambB&B 2 beard 2 bald31.30
5WRAmon-Ra St. BrownPenix Envy30.70
6QBDak PrescottKópavogur Milfhunters29.76
7QBPatrick MahomesRed River Rangersbenched28.98
8QBBrock PurdyHátún Hustlers28.48
9QBMatthew StaffordMix´n Olaves27.98
10RBJonathan TaylorBackdoor Blitzers27.20