Would have beaten all 11 other teams.
154.32
+30.42 vs proj
Would have beaten 7 of 11 possible opponents.
124.88
+3.76 vs proj
Margin 29.44 · combined 279.20Top ScoreShootoutPerfect Manager
Any Gooning Sunday
Week 4
The Rivertown Panthers owned the scoreboard
6 matchups · 12 teams · 1,459.10 total points
High score
154.32
The Rivertown Panthers
Low score
99.12
Humble Champ
Average
121.59
all 12 teams
Median
116.89
middle of the pack
Scoreboard
Matchups
Would have beaten everyone except The Rivertown Panthers.
150.82
+32.48 vs proj
Would have beaten 4 of 11 possible opponents.
113.12
+13.84 vs proj
Margin 37.70 · combined 263.94Biggest BeatdownOverachiever
Would have beaten 9 of 11 possible opponents.
131.06
+20.87 vs proj
Would have beaten 3 of 11 possible opponents.
112.58
−7.07 vs proj
Margin 18.48 · combined 243.64Bench PainBench MVPGoose Egg
Would have beaten 6 of 11 possible opponents.
119.30
−3.91 vs proj
Would have beaten 2 of 11 possible opponents.
108.40
−16.11 vs proj
Margin 10.90 · combined 227.70Photo Finish
Would have beaten 8 of 11 possible opponents.
127.74
+6.92 vs proj
Would have lost to all 11 other teams.
99.12
−18.28 vs proj
Margin 28.62 · combined 226.86Basement DwellerFalse AdvertisingWeekly MVPNobody Drafted Him
Would have beaten 5 of 11 possible opponents.
114.48
+3.31 vs proj
Would have lost to everyone except Humble Champ.
103.28
−4.45 vs proj
Margin 11.20 · combined 217.76SnoozefestIce In The Veins
Superlatives
Week awards
Biggest Beatdown
Backdoor BlitzersBackdoor Blitzers put 37.70 between themselves and Hátún Hustlers
150.82 to 113.12. Somebody go check on Hátún Hustlers.
How this was picked
Largest winning margin of the week.
Photo Finish
Red River RangersRed River Rangers survived Kópavogur Milfhunters by 10.90
119.30 to 108.40. One dropped pass in either direction.
How this was picked
Smallest winning margin of the week.
Top Score
The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers led the league with 154.32
Clear of the next-best score by 3.50.
How this was picked
Highest single-team score of the week.
Basement Dweller
Humble ChampHumble Champ propped up the league with 99.12
Everyone gets one of these at some point. Probably.
How this was picked
Lowest single-team score of the week.
Overachiever
Backdoor BlitzersBackdoor Blitzers beat their projection by 32.48
Projected 118.34, scored 150.82.
How this was picked
Largest actual minus projected team score.
False Advertising
Humble ChampHumble Champ came up 18.28 short of projection
Projected 117.40, scored 99.12.
How this was picked
Largest negative actual minus projected team score.
Shootout
The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers and Better Call Pearsall combined for 279.20
Highest-scoring matchup of the week. No defence was played here.
How this was picked
Highest combined score in a single matchup.
Snoozefest
B&B 2 beard 2 baldB&B 2 beard 2 bald and Búðardalur Brawlers managed 217.76 between them
Lowest-scoring matchup of the week. A defensive masterclass, surely.
How this was picked
Lowest combined score in a single matchup.
Bench Pain
Mix´n OlavesMix´n Olaves left 26.00 on the bench
Their best legal lineup was worth 138.58; they started 112.58. Starting Kyle Monangai over Jacory Croskey-Merritt — a legal swap in the same slot — would have flipped the matchup on its own.
How this was picked
Largest gap between the best legal starting lineup and the lineup actually started.
Perfect Manager
The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers started their optimal lineup
154.32 points with nothing left on the bench. 100% manager efficiency.
How this was picked
Started lineup exactly matched the best legal lineup available.
Weekly MVP
Reykjavik RawdoggersTetairoa McMillan — 38.20
Best score from any player actually started this week. Reykjavik Rawdoggers had him in the lineup.
How this was picked
Highest-scoring player in any starting lineup.
Bench MVP
Mix´n OlavesKyle Monangai — 27.50, from the bench
Mix´n Olaves watched all of that happen without him in the lineup.
How this was picked
Highest-scoring player left on a bench. IR slots excluded.
Nobody Drafted Him
Humble ChampEmanuel Wilson — 25.50, and not one of you spent a pick on him
Humble Champ owned him and still watched it from the bench.
How this was picked
Highest-scoring player on any roster this week who was not taken in the draft. Bench points count. IR slots excluded. Needs draft data joined to weekly rosters.
Goose Egg
Penix EnvyLadd McConkey started and scored 0.00
Penix Envy gave that slot away for nothing. 4 starters league-wide managed it this week.
How this was picked
Started player scoring zero or less, picked by the highest projection among them when projections exist.
Ice In The Veins
B&B 2 beard 2 baldCeeDee Lamb decided a 11.20-point win
32.80 for B&B 2 beard 2 bald in a game decided by 11.20 — take him out and the result flips.
How this was picked
No player projections available, so: started player on a winning team whose points exceeded the final margin in a game decided by 15 or fewer, ranked by points ÷ margin.
The perfect lineup
Team of the week
The best legal lineup anyone could have fielded from the players owned in this league in week 4, wherever they were sitting. Every one of them was actually started. It would have beaten The Rivertown Panthers, the week's top scorer, by 111.44.
| Slot | Player | Pts | Owned by |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Drake MayeQB | 27.16 | Penix EnvyPenix Envy |
| RB | Javonte WilliamsRB | 28.80 | Backdoor BlitzersBackdoor Blitzers |
| RB | Kenneth Walker IIIRB | 30.40 | Penix EnvyPenix Envy |
| WR | Nico CollinsWR | 27.30 | Backdoor BlitzersBackdoor Blitzers |
| WR | CeeDee LambWR | 32.80 | B&B 2 beard 2 baldB&B 2 beard 2 bald |
| WR | Tetairoa McMillanWR | 38.20 | Reykjavik RawdoggersReykjavik Rawdoggers |
| TE | Sam LaPortaTE | 18.40 | The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers |
| W/R/T | Kyren WilliamsRB | 31.70 | The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers |
| K | Will ReichardK | 19.00 | Reykjavik RawdoggersReykjavik Rawdoggers |
| DEF | SeahawksDEF | 12.00 | Backdoor BlitzersBackdoor Blitzers |
| Total | 265.76 | ||
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Who it was built from
- Backdoor Blitzers3 players68.10
- Penix Envy2 players57.56
- Reykjavik Rawdoggers2 players57.20
- The Rivertown Panthers2 players50.10
- B&B 2 beard 2 bald1 player32.80
Built by the same optimizer the per-team lineup uses, run over every player rostered in the league this week. Players in an IR slot are excluded because they could not legally have been started. Free agents are not included — the site only knows about owned players.
Nobody picked them
The Undrafted XI
The best legal lineup available in week 4 from players not one of the 12 of you spent a draft pick on. Emanuel Wilson led it with 25.50. Every slot filled — the wire had a complete team on it.
| Slot | Player | Pts | Owned by |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Bryce YoungQBbenched | 21.46 | The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers |
| RB | Alvin KamaraRB | 20.30 | Red River RangersRed River Rangers |
| RB | Brian RobinsonRBbenched | 25.20 | B&B 2 beard 2 baldB&B 2 beard 2 bald |
| WR | Malik WashingtonWRbenched | 9.50 | Hátún HustlersHátún Hustlers |
| WR | Devaughn VeleWR | 14.40 | Better Call PearsallBetter Call Pearsall |
| WR | Roman WilsonWRbenched | 14.90 | Backdoor BlitzersBackdoor Blitzers |
| TE | Darren WallerTE | 5.10 | Kópavogur MilfhuntersKópavogur Milfhunters |
| W/R/T | Emanuel WilsonRBstarbenched | 25.50 | Humble ChampHumble Champ |
| K | Will ReichardK | 19.00 | Reykjavik RawdoggersReykjavik Rawdoggers |
| DEF | BrownsDEF | 9.00 | The Rivertown PanthersThe Rivertown Panthers |
| Total · 10 of 10 slots filled | 164.36 | ||
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Who is sitting on them
- The Rivertown Panthers2 players30.46
- Humble Champ1 player25.50
- B&B 2 beard 2 bald1 player25.20
- Red River Rangers1 player20.30
- Reykjavik Rawdoggers1 player19.00
- Backdoor Blitzers1 player14.90
- Better Call Pearsall1 player14.40
- Hátún Hustlers1 player9.50
- Kópavogur Milfhunters1 player5.10
The best legal lineup built only from the players nobody spent a pick on. Bench points count — this measures what the player produced, not what his owner remembered to start. IR slots are excluded because they could not legally have been started. Free agents are not included: the site only knows about players somebody rostered.
The newspaper
Week 4 in words
The Rivertown Panthers poured in 154.32 points, the highest total of the round, enough to see off Better Call Pearsall by 29.44.
The most one-sided game of the round belonged to Backdoor Blitzers, who beat Hátún Hustlers 150.82 to 113.12 — a 37.70-point gap.
The round's tightest game went to Red River Rangers, who edged Kópavogur Milfhunters by 10.90. 119.30 to 108.40.
Tetairoa McMillan was the best player anyone started, with 38.20 points for Reykjavik Rawdoggers.
Mix´n Olaves left 26.00 on the bench. Their best legal lineup was worth 138.58; they started 112.58. Starting Kyle Monangai over Jacory Croskey-Merritt — a legal swap in the same slot — would have flipped the matchup on its own.
And finally, Humble Champ finished bottom of the scoring table with 99.12. Onwards.
Written from calculated results only — every number above comes from the stats engine, not from a language model.
All-play
If everyone played everyone
Would have wonWould have lostTieActual matchup
| Team | The | Bac | Pen | Rey | Bet | Red | B&B | Hát | Mix | Kóp | Búð | Hum | All-play |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Rivertown Panthers154.32 | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 11-0 |
| Backdoor Blitzers150.82 | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 10-1 |
| Penix Envy131.06 | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 9-2 |
| Reykjavik Rawdoggers127.74 | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 8-3 |
| Better Call Pearsall124.88 | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | W | 7-4 |
| Red River Rangers119.30 | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | W | 6-5 |
| B&B 2 beard 2 bald114.48 | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | W | 5-6 |
| Hátún Hustlers113.12 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | W | 4-7 |
| Mix´n Olaves112.58 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | W | 3-8 |
| Kópavogur Milfhunters108.40 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | W | 2-9 |
| Búðardalur Brawlers103.28 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | W | 1-10 |
| Humble Champ99.12 | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | L | — | 0-11 |
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The numbers
Week scoreboard
| # | Team | Score | vs proj | Result | All-play | xWin% | Bench |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Rivertown Panthers | 154.32 | +30.42 | W 29.44 | 11-0 | 100% | 0.00 |
| 2 | Backdoor Blitzers | 150.82 | +32.48 | W 37.70 | 10-1 | 91% | 5.40 |
| 3 | Penix Envy | 131.06 | +20.87 | W 18.48 | 9-2 | 82% | 4.50 |
| 4 | Reykjavik Rawdoggers | 127.74 | +6.92 | W 28.62 | 8-3 | 73% | 6.80 |
| 5 | Better Call Pearsall | 124.88 | +3.76 | L 29.44 | 7-4 | 64% | 3.70 |
| 6 | Red River Rangers | 119.30 | −3.91 | W 10.90 | 6-5 | 55% | 6.90 |
| 7 | B&B 2 beard 2 bald | 114.48 | +3.31 | W 11.20 | 5-6 | 45% | 23.40 |
| 8 | Hátún Hustlers | 113.12 | +13.84 | L 37.70 | 4-7 | 36% | 19.70 |
| 9 | Mix´n Olaves | 112.58 | −7.07 | L 18.48 | 3-8 | 27% | 26.00 |
| 10 | Kópavogur Milfhunters | 108.40 | −16.11 | L 10.90 | 2-9 | 18% | 4.00 |
| 11 | Búðardalur Brawlers | 103.28 | −4.45 | L 11.20 | 1-10 | 9% | 6.40 |
| 12 | Humble Champ | 99.12 | −18.28 | L 28.62 | 0-11 | 0% | 21.20 |
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Players
Top 10 performances
1WRTetairoa McMillanReykjavik Rawdoggers38.20
2WRCeeDee LambB&B 2 beard 2 bald32.80
3RBKyren WilliamsThe Rivertown Panthers31.70
4RBKenneth Walker IIIPenix Envy30.40
5RBJavonte WilliamsBackdoor Blitzers28.80
6RBKyle MonangaiMix´n Olavesbenched27.50
7WRNico CollinsBackdoor Blitzers27.30
8RBBijan RobinsonHátún Hustlers27.20
9QBDrake MayePenix Envy27.16
10QBJoe BurrowThe Rivertown Panthers25.72